so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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