I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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