Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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