I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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