I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
As shirtless as possible
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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