"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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