i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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