Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
they're like a gay fantastic four
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
NoShamevember. You game?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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