i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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