yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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