I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Randomize
