Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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