just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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