you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
wow bdsm is so cute
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