So drunk its hurt
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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