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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
