Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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