But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
