I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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