plz talk dirty to me
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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