Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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