Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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