yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The air was thick with penises
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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