I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
