I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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