butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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