When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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