problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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