How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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