He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just blew my weed a kiss
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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