I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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