I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I am naked and annoyed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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