Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
