So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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