I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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