so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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