Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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