Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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