Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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