Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
