I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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