I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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