wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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