belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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