she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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