Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
whose ass print is on the piano?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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