I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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