What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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