She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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