I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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